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WHO WILL CRY AT YOUR FUNERAL? – JasonSink.com

WHO WILL CRY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

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November 5, 2018
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November 5, 2018
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WHO WILL CRY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Let us discuss funerals for just a moment – it could be YOURS, it could be MINE – eventually it will apply to each and every one of us…

I have decided to be cremated because I simply do not see the sense in taking up needless space in the ground – but that’s just me – I digress…

If we are to believe some statistics that have recently come to light concerning funerals, we may find this new knowledge to be quite LIBERATING – a Revelation, if you will…

You will understand once I relay the sad fact that – on average – a mere 10 people (if not fewer) MAY care enough about you to CRY during your funeral…

Of those who actually attend your funeral, I mean – there are people who honestly would not show up to your funeral if it was raining outside – and there are other people who may only show up for the promise of the free meal that will be served at the “reception” following your funeral service…

WHO started the “tradition” of sharing a buffet-style meal with friends and family following a funeral, anyway?!?!?!

The point of all of this involves our self-esteem, and the warped way in which many of us rely (almost solely, sometimes) on what OTHER PEOPLE think of us in order to feel accepted and loved in this world…BIG SIGH…

If – on average – a mere 10 people MAY cry during your funeral, then why would you care what ANYONE ELSE thinks of you any longer?!?!?!
A-a-a-a-a-h-h-h-h-h….

That’s right – you should hear Angels singing in the background right about now…

LIBERATING….

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